secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

internet-slang:

I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

inbox:

please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes

theladyholmes:

consulting-longshot:

friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder

Friendly reminder that Sherlock was 8 when he tried to solve it.

watsonwarrior:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

benedict—cumberbitch:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

david-tennants-sexual-ass:

vulcanics:

I WANT TO DIE

HELLO JOHN

oH MY GOD

MOISTURIZE ME

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.